3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

camwoodstock:

My prediction if yahoo bought tumblr.

loki-is-our-god:

kissedmequiteinsane:

cumberbitchinunicorn:

Why is this so funny??!

#TOp lEFT THEY’RE JUST DRINKING TEA AND THEN OOHHHOHOO O HOH NO OH NO OH NO

wayward-saints:

vizier:

I don’t trust people with graph paper. They’re always plotting something

i-believe-in-dean:

thebeardoffriendship:

cakeandspankings:

devilishred:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

nerdishh:

neraiutsuze:

 #i have headcanon that if dean ever met jensen he would just LAUGH at him #and at his life #until he saw danneel #and then his mouth would fall open and he’d be like ‘never mind dude. #you done good’

 #i feel like sam would be kind of weirded out by jared#because jared is such a derpy hyperactive puppy man #but you just can’t not love jared so i feel like sam would be biffles with jared by the end of it #cas would just have no idea how to deal with misha #it’d be beautiful

omg cas meeting misha would be like a puppy meeting an owl

$5 says Misha would hit on Cas for fun

$10 says Misha would end up making Castiel feel as uncomfortable as Cas makes everyone else.  ”I don’t understand why you’re so close.  Could you step back a little?  You should talk to Dean about personal space.  He can explain it. Misha? Misha, please. Remove your finger from my nose.  This isn’t funny.”

“I don’t understand.  Why is your index finger in my nostril?”

“shhhh put on the cheese dress”

Misha would suggest an orgy. 

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

meganski23:

I honestly just remembered this story but my neighbour runs a hotel with a library where they have a “take a book, leave a book” policy and one day he went into the library to find that the shelves had been completely cleared out, nothing was left except for one little thing.

What was left behind, you ask?

A single copy of The Book Thief.

glasslightss:

andrvw:

tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with

#incest #serial killers #sentence fragments

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

I want this on a shirt.

bucktoothedoverbite:

when i find myself in times of trouble, kickthepj comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom,